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-=URDU JOKES=-
Kash koi "exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…
3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: Main bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p
Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!
Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!
Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,
Yahoooooo……!!!!
Exams ki sari tayyari ho gayi
(’;')
Pen
Pencil
Scale
Eraser
Uniform
ID Card
Sub tayyar hay,
Ab bus….
Parhna baqi hay :p
koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,
Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)
Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai
Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein
Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai
Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein
Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain
MERE SMS MILE?
NAHI MILE TO YE LO
SMS SMS SMS SMS
LO CHOTE SMS
sms sms sms
YE LO REMIX
SmS sMs SmS sMs
STYLISH WALE BHI LO
$m$ Bas
ab APKI bari
Movie titles related to eng students:
exams - socha na tha,
classes - kabhi kabhi,
question papers - na tum jano na hum,
copying - yaarana,
maths2 - asambhav,
maths1 - mission impossible,
environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction - kal ho na ho,
1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class - dil mange more
fail - phir milenge
Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyar
Raah main chorr kar mat jana mere yaar
Bin tere hum ji na payenge
Tum na hoge to hum
BEWAQOOF
kisay banayenge;-)
Lafz ap do,Geet hum banayenge , Manzil ap pao , Rasta hum banayenge , Khush ap raho, khushiya hum dilayenge,Ap bas dost bane raho , Dosti hum Nibhayenge.....!
Kaash khushion ki koi dukan hoti.Hamein bhi uski koi pehchan hoti.Bhar dete aapke daman ko khushion se chahe uski kimat hamari jaan hi kyun na hoti:-
Can u think k
"2+5=11"
kaise aye?
Socho-Socho
Nahi maluum?
Thora aur dimag lagao
Abhi bhi nahi?
OK let me tell u k
kaise aye
"GHALTI SE"
Attendence...
Pappu
Yes sir
Bablu
Yes sir
Tinku
Yes sir
Ullu
??
Ullu
??
Ullu
??
Ullu...
Button dabana band kar,teri baari hai,attendence lagwa
GRAHAMBEL
found
telephone
EDISON
found
elctric bulb
MARCONI
found
radio
COLUMBUS
found
America
tu bas MOBile nu angutha marija nalayak!
? No call
No miss call
No Messages
No visit
No contact
I am worried 4 u
Kya zoo walay phir pakar key to nahi lay gay.
Pyar ko mat chhupao, usey zarurat hai jatane ki
Apni khuahishon ko mat chupao
unhe zrurat hai barhane ki
Ab aur perfume mat lagao tumhe zarurat ha nahane k
Police constable to his son:
"tumhara result acha nahee aya.
Aaj say tumhara khelna aur t.v band!"
Son: yeh 50 rupay pakro aur mamla yaheen khatam karo.
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JL Jl
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Jl '==<*>o
Ye aap ki tarah SMS Nahi Karta Tha.
Tapka Dala..!
Mentel hospital ke opretion thetor me
Opretion tyar
Saman mojod
Doctor mojod
Narsen mojod
Magar pagal
SMS parhne me masrof..
Mobiles py ek virus aya hy
agar 0420,0001 say koi call aye to attend mat karna warna
Insan ban jao ge Sialkot me 2 gadhay insan ban gai hain So be careful.
hanso
khelo
naacho
gao
duniya ki parwa mat karo
kyun k
duniya janti hai k pagal aisi harkatein karte rehte hain.
Dost hote nahe bhool jane k lye,
Zindagi milti hai dost banane k lye,
Humse dosti rakho ge to itni khushi denge,
K waqt hi na milega aapko ansu bahane k lye!
Har pal Har vaqt
. ' 12 ' .
. 9 < 3 .
' . 6 . '
Har saans aur dil ki har dharkan kehti hae ... ?
.*""*.*""*.
* KHUSH *
"*. raho.*"
"*.*" sada
Dil se Aap ka khayal jata nahi,
Aap k Siva koi yaad Aata nahi,
Hasrat hai k roz Aap ko daikhon-
Par wo BANDAR wala aap ko roz lata nhi..
A True frnd is 1 who sees the 1st tear in ur eyes,
catches the 2nd one and
stops the 3rd,
if 4th comes, then slap u and says
"chal dramay bazi band kar"
CHI CHANG CHEN LAINGUANG
THEIN CHI KWA SIAU CIE
WOHEN HAU NI THAZ THAZ HAO
SEING SHENG
pagal agar samajh mein nai aa raha to parh kyun rahe ho,,,,,
Let's play a game...
Its very interesting
Ready?
3
2
1
.
.
.
Start
.
.
Kia start?
Nalayak
Koi kaam b kar liya karo.
Har waqt khelne ki pari rehti ha!
Dil armano se Houseful hai, Puray honge ya nahi Dautful hai,Is duniya main har chez wonderful hai, Par zindagi aap jaise doston se hi Beautiful hai,sms do plz.
Bewaquf ki 3 nishania;
1. miss call karega
2. SMS muskura k parhega or khud kabi nahi kare ga
3. Don't scroll down
Jis baat se mana karo zarur karega.
Ants were bathing & an elephant jumpd into pool!
Ants got out of watr.1 ant climbd on the back of elephant.All othr ants cried out,
"duba duba k maar salay ko"
Bacha:"Mama kal papa kaam wali ko drawing room mein sofe per lita ker...
Mom:"Bus...! Abhi jab papa aayenge tou phir batana."
Papa aate hain...
Maan bete se: "haan beta keya huwa tha?"
Beta: "Papa kaam wali ko drawing room mein sofe per lita ker, jo bashir uncle aapke saath karte hai na,
woh ker rahe the!
"LOVE" is like a pant But "FRIENDSHIP" is like a "CHADDI" B'coz PANT phat bhi jae to "CHADDI" izzat bacha leti hai. Thanks for being my "CHADDI" :-D
Thandi hai Coffee garam kar lo
Is Pathar dil ko thora naram kar lo
Aap k hotay huwe Inbox rahay khali
Thori si to yar sharam kar lo
Sardar . Maa khush khabri hai. Maa. Bool bata.Sardar maa hum 2 sa 3 ho gaya. Maa beeta huwa ya beeti. Sardar. Mari biwi na dosri shadi kar li.
Koi yaad
Koi baat
Koi raaz
ho Tum..
Meri saans
Meri soch
Meri aas
ho Tum..
Ankhoon k pass nahi,na sahi
Haan magar dil k bohat pass
ho Tum.
Just
wanted
to
remind
you
that
I
LOVE
YOU
Sender:
AISHWARYA RAI
+919820071000
ZIADA KHUSH NAI HONA? Usne muje bheja hai.
When u feel that nobody loves u,
nobody cares 4 u,
every1 is ignornin U,
and hating u,
u should tell urself..
PUTTAR TU HAI HE ISI QABIL!
Ishq aur dosti meri zindagi ka unwan he,
ishq meri ruh dosti mera eman he,
ishq pe kar don fida mein apni sari zindagi,
magar dosti par mera ishq bhi qurban he.
Itna Aitbaar to Apni Dharkano kaNa kiya, Jitna aapki Baaton ka karte Hain.Itna Intezaar to Apni Saanson ka na kiya, Jitna aapke SMS ka karte Hain...
Aaj toh bahut khush hoge tum?
Kyunki, barish jo huwe ha
Aur barish mein?
Sabhi MENDAK khush hi hote hai.
Fresh Flowers for you...
What are you looking for...???
Flowers...???
Have some sense yar.....
Yeh mobile hai GAMLA Nahin
Dost hazar nahi sirf ek chahiye dukh sukh mein dae sath woh dost chahiye hum kisi ko bhulate nahin lekin jo humay yaad karay asia dost chahiye.
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