-=URDU JOKES=-
Kash koi "exam result” ka insurance kara deta, Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete, Pass hote toh thik hai, Varna insurance claim karva lete…
3 sardar after exam 1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: Main bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p
Baap: Itne kum marks..?? 2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!
Beta: Han papa! mein nay to us kameenay mastar ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!
Kehdo un parhne walon se, Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay, Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain, Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,
Yahoooooo……!!!!
Exams ki sari tayyari ho gayi
(’;')
Pen Pencil Scale Eraser Uniform ID Card
Sub tayyar hay,
Ab bus….
Parhna baqi hay :p
koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi, Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,
Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza, to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)
Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain
MERE SMS MILE? NAHI MILE TO YE LO SMS SMS SMS SMS LO CHOTE SMS sms sms sms YE LO REMIX SmS sMs SmS sMs STYLISH WALE BHI LO $m$ Bas ab APKI bari
Movie titles related to eng students: exams - socha na tha, classes - kabhi kabhi, question papers - na tum jano na hum, copying - yaarana, maths2 - asambhav, maths1 - mission impossible, environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi, 1st semester - kuch to hai, 2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai, distinction - kal ho na ho, 1st class - raju bangaya gentleman, 2nd class - dil mange more fail - phir milenge
Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyar Raah main chorr kar mat jana mere yaar Bin tere hum ji na payenge Tum na hoge to hum BEWAQOOF kisay banayenge;-)
Lafz ap do,Geet hum banayenge , Manzil ap pao , Rasta hum banayenge , Khush ap raho, khushiya hum dilayenge,Ap bas dost bane raho , Dosti hum Nibhayenge.....!
Kaash khushion ki koi dukan hoti.Hamein bhi uski koi pehchan hoti.Bhar dete aapke daman ko khushion se chahe uski kimat hamari jaan hi kyun na hoti:-
Can u think k "2+5=11" kaise aye? Socho-Socho Nahi maluum? Thora aur dimag lagao Abhi bhi nahi? OK let me tell u k kaise aye "GHALTI SE"
Attendence... Pappu Yes sir Bablu Yes sir Tinku Yes sir Ullu ?? Ullu ?? Ullu ?? Ullu... Button dabana band kar,teri baari hai,attendence lagwa
GRAHAMBEL found telephone EDISON found elctric bulb MARCONI found radio COLUMBUS found America tu bas MOBile nu angutha marija nalayak!
? No call No miss call No Messages No visit No contact I am worried 4 u Kya zoo walay phir pakar key to nahi lay gay.
Pyar ko mat chhupao, usey zarurat hai jatane ki Apni khuahishon ko mat chupao unhe zrurat hai barhane ki Ab aur perfume mat lagao tumhe zarurat ha nahane k
Police constable to his son: "tumhara result acha nahee aya. Aaj say tumhara khelna aur t.v band!" Son: yeh 50 rupay pakro aur mamla yaheen khatam karo.
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Ye aap ki tarah SMS Nahi Karta Tha. Tapka Dala..!
Mentel hospital ke opretion thetor me Opretion tyar Saman mojod Doctor mojod Narsen mojod Magar pagal SMS parhne me masrof..
Mobiles py ek virus aya hy agar 0420,0001 say koi call aye to attend mat karna warna Insan ban jao ge Sialkot me 2 gadhay insan ban gai hain So be careful.
hanso khelo naacho gao duniya ki parwa mat karo kyun k duniya janti hai k pagal aisi harkatein karte rehte hain.
Dost hote nahe bhool jane k lye, Zindagi milti hai dost banane k lye, Humse dosti rakho ge to itni khushi denge, K waqt hi na milega aapko ansu bahane k lye!
Har pal Har vaqt . ' 12 ' . . 9 < 3 . ' . 6 . ' Har saans aur dil ki har dharkan kehti hae ... ?
.*""*.*""*. * KHUSH * "*. raho.*" "*.*" sada
Dil se Aap ka khayal jata nahi, Aap k Siva koi yaad Aata nahi, Hasrat hai k roz Aap ko daikhon- Par wo BANDAR wala aap ko roz lata nhi..
A True frnd is 1 who sees the 1st tear in ur eyes, catches the 2nd one and stops the 3rd, if 4th comes, then slap u and says "chal dramay bazi band kar"
CHI CHANG CHEN LAINGUANG THEIN CHI KWA SIAU CIE WOHEN HAU NI THAZ THAZ HAO SEING SHENG pagal agar samajh mein nai aa raha to parh kyun rahe ho,,,,,
Let's play a game... Its very interesting Ready? 3 2 1 . . . Start . . Kia start? Nalayak Koi kaam b kar liya karo. Har waqt khelne ki pari rehti ha!
Dil armano se Houseful hai, Puray honge ya nahi Dautful hai,Is duniya main har chez wonderful hai, Par zindagi aap jaise doston se hi Beautiful hai,sms do plz.
Bewaquf ki 3 nishania; 1. miss call karega 2. SMS muskura k parhega or khud kabi nahi kare ga 3. Don't scroll down Jis baat se mana karo zarur karega.
Ants were bathing & an elephant jumpd into pool! Ants got out of watr.1 ant climbd on the back of elephant.All othr ants cried out, "duba duba k maar salay ko"
Bacha:"Mama kal papa kaam wali ko drawing room mein sofe per lita ker... Mom:"Bus...! Abhi jab papa aayenge tou phir batana." Papa aate hain... Maan bete se: "haan beta keya huwa tha?" Beta: "Papa kaam wali ko drawing room mein sofe per lita ker, jo bashir uncle aapke saath karte hai na, woh ker rahe the!
"LOVE" is like a pant But "FRIENDSHIP" is like a "CHADDI" B'coz PANT phat bhi jae to "CHADDI" izzat bacha leti hai. Thanks for being my "CHADDI" :-D
Thandi hai Coffee garam kar lo Is Pathar dil ko thora naram kar lo Aap k hotay huwe Inbox rahay khali Thori si to yar sharam kar lo
Sardar . Maa khush khabri hai. Maa. Bool bata.Sardar maa hum 2 sa 3 ho gaya. Maa beeta huwa ya beeti. Sardar. Mari biwi na dosri shadi kar li.
Koi yaad Koi baat Koi raaz ho Tum.. Meri saans Meri soch Meri aas ho Tum.. Ankhoon k pass nahi,na sahi Haan magar dil k bohat pass ho Tum.
Just wanted to remind you that I LOVE YOU Sender: AISHWARYA RAI +919820071000 ZIADA KHUSH NAI HONA? Usne muje bheja hai.
When u feel that nobody loves u, nobody cares 4 u, every1 is ignornin U, and hating u, u should tell urself.. PUTTAR TU HAI HE ISI QABIL!
Ishq aur dosti meri zindagi ka unwan he, ishq meri ruh dosti mera eman he, ishq pe kar don fida mein apni sari zindagi, magar dosti par mera ishq bhi qurban he.
Itna Aitbaar to Apni Dharkano kaNa kiya, Jitna aapki Baaton ka karte Hain.Itna Intezaar to Apni Saanson ka na kiya, Jitna aapke SMS ka karte Hain...
Aaj toh bahut khush hoge tum? Kyunki, barish jo huwe ha Aur barish mein? Sabhi MENDAK khush hi hote hai.
Fresh Flowers for you... What are you looking for...??? Flowers...??? Have some sense yar..... Yeh mobile hai GAMLA Nahin
Dost hazar nahi sirf ek chahiye dukh sukh mein dae sath woh dost chahiye hum kisi ko bhulate nahin lekin jo humay yaad karay asia dost chahiye.
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